The "Welcome to my worksite" part

This is my worksite, Welcome

Here you will find:

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Please, do continue

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~ C. S. Lewis

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KalanN Washington

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1. Content writer and bringer of personality.
2. Quality wordsmith, creator and romancer of the written word.
3. A small town in north-western France in the Morbihan district of the Brittany region.



THE "What do you do?" PART

I use an amalgamation of research and experiece to craft words that simplify complex ideas, capture attention and drive action for blogs, services and beyond.


I am a copywriter.

"What is a copywriter? Please, bore me with exposition, sir." *(you can skip this part)

A copywriter is problemsolver, a wordsmith who writes to articulates ideas and distills information in an attractive and clear manner.

Essentially, someone who helps people understand your ideas, products, and services using words. (much like a salesperson)

So blogs and articles, the words that leap out to you on apps and the ads that attack you on your social media pages when you think too loud.

(You Know which ones)

I hear your thoughts and make them words that sell.

So, let's get started

The "Reviews" part

Kind words from people who like me as much as you will

You in the near future

Small Business Owner

"I was truly impressed and pleased with the level of professionalism and quality of the service."

Also you

Writer and Contributor for makethatinternetmoney.swipeup

"The customer service was outstanding! I'm really amazed by Kalann's professionalism and great sense of humor. Strongly recommend his services to my loved ones."


Professional Mother

"Couldn’t have asked for a better son. He was a weird kid growing up, but I'm glad he turned out okay. Thank you for existing!"

The "Features" PART

Check out the links.

Here are a few samples of articles I've written and blogs I've been published on.

But that isn't all:

I also design (logos, websites) and help brands develop their own distinct voice and identity. Here are a few examples

Check out the links.

Rapzilla - A Center for Hip-Hop music and culture in the Christian realm. Have had a few featured articles with more on the way
H1story Wrestling - Drafted a series of articles for this niche site covering wrestling, faith, and personal development
L.O.R.D. Logo and Site Design
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Editing, Drafting and Formatting for content
A site for indie artists, both seasoned and still developing their craft.
Kaimzz - A Dating App in Development when I wrote for them.
One of many blog entries discussing the current flow of online dating and how the trend is changing rapidly.